
Creem Profiles
A wisecrack take on Dewar’s Profiles, no one is safe from the spoof. But everybody drinks Boy Howdy!
Creem Profiles

GATECREEPER
Winter 2024

Dry Cleaning
Fall 2024

THE BRIAN JONESTOWN MASSACRE
SPRING 2024

BORIS
Winter 2023

MODEL/ACTRIZ
Fall 2023

SLAYER
Summer 2023

KATY KIRBY
Spring 2023

THE SPITS
Winter 2022

VIAGRA BOYS
Fall 2022

BALAAM AND THE ANGEL
October 1988

ROBYN HITCHCOCK
September 1988

FLESH FOR LULU
July 1988

THE BODEANS
May 1988

Dave Mustaine
April 1988

INXS
March 1988

THE BEAT FARMERS
February 1988

DEF LEPPARD
January 1988

THE REPLACEMENTS
OCTOBER 1987

LOS LOBOS
August 1987

THE BEASTIE BOYS
July 1987

LEMMY KILMISTER
June 1987

OMD
April 1987

IGGY POP
March 1987

ROBERT SMITH
January 1987

THE BANGLES
December 1986

E.G. DAILY
October 1986

CHRISTINA AMPHLETT
August 1986

DEE SNIDER
July 1986

RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS
June 1986

FRANK ZAPPA
April 1986

THE SMITHS
October 1985

CREEM'S PROFILES
September 1985

GENERAL PUBLIC
August 1985

GEORGE THOROGOOD
July 1985

LITA FORD
JUNE 1985

W.A.S.P
MAY 1985

JASON & THE SCORCHERS
April 1985

THE BANGLES
MARCH 1985

TWISTED SISTER
January 1985

CYNDI LAUPER
December 1984

RATT
November 1984

R.E.M.
October 1984

STEVIE RAY VAUGHAN
September 1984

DWIGHT TWILLEY
August 1984

MOTLEY CRUE
July 1984

THOMPSON TWINS
June 1984

HUEY LEWIS
May 1984

QUIET RIOT
April 1984

WAS (NOT WAS)
March 1984

RICK JAMES
February 1984

DAVID BYRNE
January 1984

DEF LEPPARD
December 1983

BILLY IDOL
November 1983

SCANDAL
October 1983

LITTLE STEVEN
September 1983

VANITY 6
August 1983

BOY GEORGE
July 1983

DURAN DURAN
May 1983

CATHOLIC GIRLS
March 1983

MARSHALL CRENSHAW
February 1983

BO DIDDLEY
JANUARY 1983

JUDAS PRIEST
December 1982

THE STRAY CATS
November 1982

DAVID JOHANSEN
October 1982

JOHN COUGAR
August 1982

SAMMY HAGAR
July 1982

MUDDY WATERS
June 1982

OZZY OSBOURNE
May 1982

BOB & DOUG MCKENZIE
April 1982

THE GO-GO’s
March 1982

DEVO
February 1982

JAMES BROWN
January 1982

BILLY SQUIER
December 1981

IAN HUNTER
November 1981

FRIDAYS
September 1981

JERRY LEE LEWIS
August 1981

RICK NELSON
July 1981

VAN HALEN
June 1981

WILLY DEVILLE
May 1981

JOAN JETT AND THE BLACK HEARTS
April 1981

MARTHA DAVIS
March 1981

RAY DAVIES
February 1981

WILLIE NELSON
January 1981

LENE LOVICH
December 1980

DAVE EDMUNDS
November 1980

THE PRETENDERS
October 1980

RACHEL SWEET
September 1980

BOB SEGER
August 1980

THE SPECIALS
July 1980

PAT BENATAR
June 1980

IGGY POP
April 1980

TOM PETTY & THE HEARTBREAKERS
March 1980

B-52s
February 1980

THE POLICE
January 1980

MITCH RYDER
December 1979

BLONDIE
November 1979

DEVO
October 1979

JOE JACKSON
September 1979

THE ROCKETS
August 1979

BOOMTOWN RATS
June 1979

RORY GALLAGHER
May 1979

CHEAP TRICK
April 1979

THE CARS
February 1979

NICK LOWE
December 1978

DAVID JOHANSEN
November 1978

JOURNEY
October 1978

STARZ
August 1978

SWEET
July 1978

MEAT LOAF
June 1978

FOGHAT
April 1978

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
February 1978

IGGY POP
January 1978

FRANK ZAPPA
December 1977

BURTON CUMMINGS
November 1977

KIKI DEE
October 1977

Z. Z. TOP
September 1977

JOE WALSH
August 1977

IAN ANDERSON
July 1977

TED NUGENT
June 1977

BOSTON
March 1977

HALL & OATES
February 1977

QUEEN
January 1977

PATTI SMITH
December 1976

GRAND FUNK RAILROAD
November 1976

JOHNNY & EDGAR WINTER
October 1976

ELVIN BISHOP
September 1976

AEROSMITH
August 1976

AMERICA
July 1976

KEITH MOON
June 1976

PETER FRAMPTON
May 1976

BAY CITY ROLLERS
April 1976

ROGER DALTREY
March 1976

CHICAGO
January 1976

THE TUBES
December 1975

JOHN ENTWISTLE
June 1975

CREEM'S PROFILES
May 1975

Grace Slick
January 1975

Leslie West
July 1974

NEW YORK DOLLS
April 1974