NAME: Anton Newcombe.

AGE: If Anton is trapped in a time machine, does that mean he’s infinite?

FROM: San Francisco.

OCCUPATION: Shaman, lightworker, spirit guide, capellophile, cicerone, songwriter.

HOBBIES: Voting for McGovern, standing up to the Man, mastering Pong, and fractals, bro!

LAST BOOK YOU READ: How to Win Friends and Influence People.

LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Writing a great

song. [Pauses five minutes] Writing another great song.

QUOTE: “You fucking broke my sitar, motherfucker!” or “The only thing you find in the middle of the road are dead animals and dumb Americans.”