HOME: Le boulevard de desolation.

AGE: They remember Slade.

HOBBIES: Paper-training their leather pants, confusing Chinn with Chapman, keeping the culture of the shag haircut alive, not attracting Chihuahuas.

LAST BOOK READ: Love's Tender Fury by Penelope Fallopian.

LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Fusing puppy chow melodies with Son of Sam chord changes.

QUOTE: "Wwwwwwah-ter."

PROFILE: These zit-causing Milk Duds once created a Vega onstage while attempting "Ballroom Blitz"; have destroyed the ears of countless audiences before finding one that was already deaf; convinced several to vote for the Equal Rights Amendment; and have managed to keep heavy metal alive in a world that doesn't want it anymore. Our congratulations!

BEER: Boy Howdy!

Authentic

There are zil-

lions of ways to get your name in the papers, but only one way to slake your thirst for CREEM. The quality standards we set down in the dawn of the Seventies have been on a Wild Mouse ride through the Highlands, the Lowlands, and the Barstools.

Every drop's a hoot. .. „ —

Always say "Boy Howdy!'