HOME: On the ceiling of every teenage boy's bedroom.

AGE: 126 beats per minute.

PROFESSION: Sublimating psycho-sexual urges by performing songs about giant ants.

HOBBIES: Understating the obvious while overstating the sensational; stalking Nancy Sinatra, Jr. for hot new fashion tips; looking out for Number One (with a bullet).

LAST BOOK READ: The Wind in the Willows Hits Alphaville by Justin Other Memory.

LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Having their pizza and eating it, too. QUOTE: "Thank you for coming.. .to our show. "

PROFILE: This fun group of guys and gal have proved that ripping people to shreds can be profitable in more ways than one. Recipe: mix taste with trash, throw in a few glass hearts and cook for three albums. Stir occasionally, remove from oven and eat to the beat.

BEER: Boy Howdy!