Creem Profiles
CREEM'S PROFILES
(Pronounced “Boy Howdy!’’)
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HOME: Some-a spicey meatball-a!
AGE: Yep!
PROFESSION: Looking “that way.”
HOBBIES: Burning for love, being in & out of love, considering the price of love (boy there’s a lot of “love” here—who do they think they are, Morrissey?), eating spaghettios, eating raviolios, eating pizza-o-s!
LAST BOOK READ: On Top Of Spaghetti by M. Eat Ball.
LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Using their mousse properly.
QUOTE: “Make us an offer we can’t refuse.”
PROFILE: Hailing from New Jersey, this gang of Italian-American led metal rockers ended up sounding nothing like Bruce Springsteen, released two LPs of HM thunder, recently melted the heavy metal rock at 7800 degrees Fahrenheit and have gals exclaiming that their leader sure is some-a-cute-a guy!
BEER: Boy Howdy!
