HOME: The parking lot of Tim Horton Donuts.

AGE: Aged in wood.

PROFESSION: Roving good swill ambassadors for the Canadian" way of life.

HOBBIES: Smokes, back bacon & beer.

LAST BOOK READ: Bowling Saves Gas by Burton Cummings

LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Brought a once-mighty nation to its knees with the concept of Canada."

QUOTE: Like, welcome to our Profile, eh?"

PROFILE: Like a friendly snowball tossed by our hockey-playing northern neighbors, this beer-sodden duo came hurtling out of the Great White North to impart to us the miracle of back bacon, explore our donut shops, laugh at our beer, rocket to the top of the charts, pocket our superior Yengkee bucks and just generally hose us. So take off, eh?

BEER: Boy Howdy! of Canada," Ltd.