HOME: Anywhere he pleases in the Rock 'n' Roll Jungle.

AGE: Old enough to know better.

PROFESSION: Emissary of Michigan Rock throughout the world under the official diplomatic title: Motor City Madman.

HOBBIES: Murdering living things with his assorted bows and arrows, guns and guitars...whatever is handiest.

LAST BOOK READ: The Gutting and Skinning of Stray Dogs and Other Domestic Petsby Air-Wreck Genheimer.

LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Conceiving a human child while strangling a bull moose with his bare hands.

QUOTE: "Oooow-Oooow Oooooowl!"

PROFILE: The meanest, orneriest, blood-spitting, throat-slitting, ear-splitting, guitar-picking screamer in the entire world. A man who has slaughtered more animals than Buffalo Bill and Davey Crockett ever saw. A man who has broken more eardrums than any twenty rock 'n' roll groups combined. Don't let that grin fool you.. .He's an all-out nasty person!

BEER: Boy Howdy!