HOME: Where Ted Nugent would have lived 700 years ago.

AGE: Old enough to know a good thing.

PROFESSION: A time-warped Renaissance man.

HOBBIES: Catching rabid foxes, ear abuse, collecting antique guns and eating Pakistanis.

LAST BOOK READ: Reefer Madness by Dr. Rollo Ganja.

LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Stopped talking long enough to conceive a human child.

QUOTE: Whip it out!

PROFILE: Oral-compulsive bug-eyed deviant flautist; medieval bearded Nureyev of the rock stage; half-breed knight errant bent on saving the world from blue demin and helping white people not to play the blues.

BEER: Boy Howdy!