HOME: The last car on the Lexington Avenue uptown local.

AGE: Still crawling out of the woodwork.

HOBBIES: Trying to get their pictures on the front covers of their albums; looking at their logo upside down to make sure they're not Angel.

LAST BOOK READ: My Life In Publishing by Rupert Murdoch.

LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Bringing their collective IQ down into the two figure range.

QUOTE: "We didn't start wearing leather jackets last week."

PROFILE: Although they made their name with songs depicting sex and violence scenes torn from the pages of sensationalist tabloids, the Starz boys recently changed horses (either Trigger or Stallion) in mid-stream, produced their latest album themselves and have waxed positively melodious. They can't fool us educated consumers, though. They're still as dumb as ever—thank god.

BEER: Boy Howdy!