HOME: Hard Rock Cafe.

AGE: Nine on a ten scale.

PROFESSION: Keeping his standing hampton in control.

HOBBIES: Playing musical chairs, turning up the music, being made crazy, plain Janes, paper money, street machines.

LAST BOOK READ: The Permanent Perm by Vidal Sassoon.

LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Transforming Otis’s “Sitting On The Dock Of The Bay” into a heavy metal anthem.

QUOTE: “I don’t play limp rock!”

PROFILE: Our boy gave up his dream of being a Golden Gloves boxing champ after seeing Elvis on TV for the first time. After buying a $39 special guitar, Sammy played with numerous garage bands before hooking up with Ronnie Montrose and forming one of the 70’s heavy metal giants. As a solo boy, Hagar the Horrible has conquered both sides of the Atlantic, proving that he’ll rock you all night long!

BEER: Boy Howdy!