Creem Profiles
NEW YORK DOLLS
(Pronounced “Boy Howdy!”)


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HOME: Where else?
AGE: Sulky young.
PROFESSION: Movers and shakers of identity crises.
HOBBIES: Straight baiting. Crawling oyer cracked mirrors. The back room at Max’s. Avoiding Lou Reed there.
LAST BOOK READ: Les WanguesDes Gendarmes De Chicago by Jean Genet.
LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Divided a continent; managed to work the “You either love ’em or hate ’em” dichotomy better than anybody since the Stones.
QUOTE: “I ain’t lettin’ them bitches near me!”
PROFILE: Smouldering.*Sensational.Maybe dangerous. Beloved of 14 year old salamanders.
Visually resensifying. The Seventies are here.
BEER: Boy Howdy!