HOME: Where the buffalo roam, and the skies are not cloudy all day.

AGE: A coon's.

PROFESSION: Finding new bands to join.

HOBBIES: Cleaning out his cage, memorizing the chords to "Take It Easy," preventing pigeons from roosting on his bandmates, fondling Stratocasters, dating small animals.

LAST BOOK READ: On Romilar and In New York by Lester Bangs.

LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Cutting his hair like Sid Vicious.

QUOTE: "So what?"

PROFILE: Feathered songster of the dildo; warbling poet lauriate of peyote; aery potentate of chunka chunka jean stud palaver; winged prince of pantheistic turkey trots; this plumed prairie chicken preaches the gospel of God, love, sun-browned nookie and turquoise wampum.

BEER: Boy Howdy!