HOME: The Wiggly (Not So) Beautiful World.

AGE: Shriveling up.

PROFESSION: Coal mining spud boys.

HOBBIES: Collecting space junk, satisfying uncontrollable urges, playing with Mr. Potatohead, composing corporate anthems, finding love without anger, de-evolving.

LAST BOOK READ: Whip It by the Marquis de Sade.

LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Encouraging fans to look as ridiculous as they do!

QUOTE: Slap your mammy down!

PROFILE: Rising from the industrial wasteland and spudland capital of Akron, Ohio, these blockheads took Darwins theories in reverse, offering America the sound of things falling apart, and giving Mongoloids everywhere a new purpose and cause.

BEER: Boy Howdy!