Creem Profiles
BORIS
(Pronounced “Boy Howdy!”)


NAMES: Atsuo, Wata, Takeshi.
AGES: Firm, assertive, and nutty with notes of stone fruit, this classic is aged 31 years to perfect koshu in a fired clay donabe deep in the cool yet humid air of the secluded caves of Nasukarasuyama.
FROM: The middle ground between earthiness and umami in Tokyo.
OCCUPATION: Currently contracted for rotating roles as vocalist, provocateur, riff commando, stage diver, frequent center of attention.
HOBBIES: Decimating mids, schooling simps, and generally stuntin’ on fools.
LAST BOOK YOU READ: How to Teach Your Cat About Firearm Safety
LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Got the ol’ VCR working again!
QUOTE: “Anata wa hontoni hakkujanarisutodesu” (Japanese for “You are a hack journalist”).
PROFILE: A group of angels sent from above with a skill set acquired from a deal with the guy down below, Boris make ripping rock ’n’ roll that dips into doom, D-beat, metal, and shoegaze with elements of experimentalism and psychedelia that will have you grabbing the nearest broom or tennis racket to “re-create” all those riffs. Did you expect something quiet and chill from the band that created Absolutego, Feedbacker, and Amplifier Worship?
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