Creem Profiles
CATHOLIC GIRLS
(Pronounced “Boy Howdy!”)


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HOME: Our Lady Of Perpetual Agony.
AGE: Still virginal, but learning fast.
PROFESSION: Convent rockers.
HOBBIES: Stealing altar wine, reading up on the rhythm method, eating meat on Fridays, receiving sacraments, playing with altar boys and other Catholic types.
LAST BOOK READ: Nancy Drew Goes To Hell!
LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Actually getting out of confession with a minimal penance,.
QUOTE: “Where did we go wrong?”
PROFILE: After the Go-Go’s demonstrated that there’s a definite market for all-“girl” rock ’n’ roll bands, Joanne, Gail, Roxy and Doreen left their private school to pick up some instruments, creating a hook-laden debut pop LP that reveals such universal truths as “Boys Can Cry,!’ and probably purging a few more saints in the process.
BEER: Boy Howdy!