HOME: Anyplace dank.

AGE: Not applicable (embalmed).

PROFESSION: Maintaining a straight face as. mischief maelstroms behind his eyes and a severely stolid stance as Boris makes nest in his underwear.

HOBBIES: Making absolutely certain that Boris is happy down there.

LAST BOOK READ: No response.

QUOTE: “How can I read with a spider in me undies!!!”

LAST ACCOMPLISHMENT: Playing rock ‘n’ roll with a musical Ox. Skipping the Tommy premiere romps on both coasts.

PROFILE: Jolly, in a dark sort of way. Possessed of a seemingly boundless energy that keeps him in the studio or on the road with one band or another virtually constantly. Friend to animals both large and very small.

BEER: Boy Howdy!