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QUIDNUNC'S CONFIDENTIAL!

Madonna may be Miss Unpredictable in most regards but there’s one thing the Los Angeles Police Department can positively count on her to do. Never one for small change, the supersongstress can’t be bothered with all those silly parking meters that slow down her wild shopping sprees.

June 2, 1986
Michael Logan

QUIDNUNC'S CONFIDENTIAL!

Michael Logan

Madonna may be Miss Unpredictable in most regards but there’s one thing the Los Angeles Police Department can positively count on her to do. Never one for small change, the supersongstress can’t be bothered with all those silly parking meters that slow down her wild shopping sprees. She happily collects all the tickets left on her windshield but does turn Honest Injun at the end of each week when she hands the bundle over to her accountant who promptly writes out a hefty check to the city.

And though the Material Girl is quite used to being number one on the charts, she also wound up in first place on a more unusual poll. L.A. elementary school kids were recently asked the earth-shattering question “If you could call any famous person in the world, who would it be?” Madonna easily squelched all opposition, although Ronald Reagan and Hulk Hogan came in a respectable second and third. Lady Diana, Mr. T and Family Ties heartthrob Michael J. Fox didn’t do too shabbily, either.

Meanwhile Madonna’s best buddy, actress Rosanna Arquette, found herself a little out of her element at a bowlathon fundraiser by supporters

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