STIGMA FOR PRESIDENT

At CREEM, we’re always going to have an opinion on everything. Some people might call us obnoxious loudmouths, but we like to say that we’re just expressing ourselves in a passionate, forceful, and objectively correct manner. And in 2024, who can avoid having an opinion about the coming election? At first, it looked like it was gonna be Sleepy Joe versus the Man of God/Pussy Grabber versus a man with actual brainworms; now it looks like all the anti-cop types are going procop for Joe’s replacement (we won’t even start on couchfucker). Yeah yeah yeah, things look a liiiittle grim for the election this year, so we’d like to place our hefty endorsement behind a true patriot, a man of principles and beaucoup riffs—Vinnie Stigma of Agnostic Front.