Even our mailbox is in a no New York, no L.A. state of mind. Please take note of our new address. Your letters will now find us in the land of hot dogs, house, and Earth, Wind & Fire. But before you can say, “Hold the ketchup,” we’d like to remind you, our dear readers, that just like you, CREEM is everywhere. Omnipresent and boundless. We're in your hearts, your minds, and your shitposts about subscription auto-renewal (it’s a standard business practice!). —Ed.

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Alex R.

Evanston, IL

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REVIEWS YOU CAN TRUST SINCE 1969

Walked into Discovery Records in the city’s east end back in the day and, solely on Lester Bang’s recommendation, bought Metal Machine Music. Asked the owner why there was only one vinyl disc for this renown two-disc set and all he said was “One’s plenty."

Thanks folks,

Mike McNeil Toronto, Canada

GLORY DAYS

Before you decide to insult me, remember I subscribe and waste a lot of good money on you... so just relax and give this kid a break. First of all I’d like to say your Lester Bangs issue was good. That being said, where is the new music? I'm all for reliving the glory days of rock, but what’s happening NOW? Tell me!!

Boy howdy—and all that other good stuff.

Lizzi Rose Flagstaff, AZ

Thank you for your money. For starters, may we direct you to this issue’s Creme de la CREEM? -Ed.

BUT KINK-SHAMING IS MY KINK

Dear CREEM,

I got a gift subscription to yer zine but itz a little too strong on the kinky stuff fer my old ass.

Pleeze cancel my subscription.

Sincerely yours,

Jesse L.

Atlanta, GA

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