"Although I am flattered to be chosen to reintroduce CREEM's much-loved Star's Cars feature," admits mountain man Bill Duffy, "I don't find it at all ironic that Gaye Bykers On Acid appeared on this very page but one month ago. The editors would not be implying—and, as all true motorcyclists do, I know well the difference between 'infer' and 'imply'—that my espousal of two-wheeled crotch implements has a deeper, shall we say Freudian meaning. Would they?"