THE LAST ANNUAL CREEM CAPTION CONTEST!
KEEP YOUR DAY JOBS! WE BEG YOU!
OK, readers ours, the results are in—in the wastebasket mostly, �cause let�s face it: much as you enjoy our photo captions, as you rightfully should, you�re not exactly living in our famed Caption Writer�s Hut.
In case you missed it, we ran a contest in our January issue asking you to write
your niftiest captions to some typically CREEMish pix. We were happy to get hundreds of responses—until we had to read �em, of course—but what the hell.
The good hews? Well, outside of never letting you near our sacred trust again, we�ve actually got three winners, as promised. Ironic that they all live in Michigan— a captioneer�s state, lads �n' lassies!—but winners nonetheless.
First prize goes to Chris Karkeet of Sterling Heights. As you can see, Chris grasped the honorable �Ron Jim Dio concept�� most accurately, earning guffaws from our editors and the dozens of convicted criminals we shared your work (and addresses) with. Chris, you�ve won a lifetime subscription to CREEM and a Boy Howdy T-shirt. Now go finish your homework.