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SHOTS IN THE DARK

Hi, readers. Boy, were we surprised to find a highly secret inter-office memo from the publisher to the editor of this magazine. It said that everybody buys ROCK-SHOTS just for this section. Our section! And just think: that mean Joanne lady was gonna fire us a few issues ago!

January 3, 1988

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SHOTS IN THE DARK

Hi, readers. Boy, were we surprised to find a highly secret inter-office memo from the publisher to the editor of this magazine. It said that everybody buys ROCK-SHOTS just for this section. Our section! And just think: that mean Joanne lady was gonna fire us a few issues ago! Boy, we guess we’re in the driver’s seat now! So sit back and chuckle your way through another in a series of laff-a-minute Shots In The Dark. We’re going down to the Mercedes dealer to plan how we ll spend the massive raises we’re surely due.