What's Round & Yellow & Loughts All The Way To The Bank?

How much do you love Poc-Mon? I mean love, like you want to have his baby or something. Enough to wear his face all over your clothes? Enough to wash your actual private body with his gnawing yow? Have you even considered cosmetic surgery? Avoiding the omnipresent eye of Pac Brother is like trying to go through an entire day without being exposed to a Dick Van Patten commercial on TV.