Reasons To Be Fearful, Part Two

Do you suffer from triskaidekaphobia? No, you dope, that doesn’t mean you’re afraid of hors d’oeuvre crackers—it means you’ve got an irrational fear of the number 13 and if that’s the case, you’d better steer clear of Sean Cunningham’s Friday The 13th, a new horror film that not only tries to shock you but may actually cause physical damage to your person.