After reading your review of Hair, we know you feel the same way. (By the way, did the Warriors kill the hippies at the end of the movie? If they did, let this be a lesson to all of us.) Anyway, our advice is: Kill every hippie you see, even those who may only exhibit some hippie traits.
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COLLEGE ENROLLMENT EXPERIENCES DECLINE DRAMATIC Here we are, two punks in college, wasting -time with our parents' money, and we're fed up ' with these goddam hippies running around the campus.
After reading your review of Hair, we know you feel the same way. (By the way, did the Warriors kill the hippies at the end of the movie? If they did, let this be a lesson to all of us.) Anyway, our advice is: Kill every hippie you see, even those who may only exhibit some hippie traits. These may include:
1. Frisbee throwing
2. Grateful Dead fanaticism
3. Girls with hairy legs
4.TM
5. An unparalleled love of marijuana
6. Overuse of the words "karma", "mellow", "intense", etc.
Kill anyone who does more than two of the above. If someone exhibits only tbe second trait, kill them anyway. Now that Sid Vicious is dead, it's our job to carry out his jifelong dream. Harpur Hippie Haters Binghamton, NY P.S. Johnny Thunders is god.
(Sid carried out his own dream, n 'est-ce pas?— Ed.)