CREEMEDIA
Summer has generally descended upon us by this time of year like a big, sticky Lawn Furniture Webbing Center, and you know whatthat means. The whole country turns into an iron foxhole, everybody is allowed a sanctioned vacation from Real Life and you're faced with the usual all-or-nothing nature of prickly-heat season.
CREEMEDIA
Read It, Eat It, Beat It
Dog Day Reads For Hotdog Needs
by Rick Johnson _.
Summer has generally descended upon us by this time of year like a big, sticky Lawn Furniture Webbing Center, and you know whatthat means. The whole country turns into an iron foxhole, everybody is allowed a sanctioned vacation from Real Life and you're faced with the usual all-or-nothing nature of prickly-heat season. Either you're invited to ten or more cookouts/skinnydips/softball games/minnow bucket races, etc., allatonce, or else everybody's gone to the moon and you're? left minding the melon heap. It's also the time for "summer books," those
It's also the time for "summer books," those flimsy creatures of creative inattentive ness that help keep the boredom level below thepoint of flossing with a shotgun. A book must pass these simple tests before it's considered true summer reading material: 1) Can it crush most common insects? 2) Will the style adapt to brief, betweeninnings bursts of eye move ment? 3) Is it resistant.. to sand and the prying looks of dead fish? and 4)