Confession of a FILM FOX

With Spring just around the snowdrift, it seems to be the time for new projects and old backbiting. Here’s one for all you paper-straight, thin-haired darlings out there: bet you’re just gloating over the latest misfortune of Cher (ancheralike), who obviously put too much store in those nancy boys on TV whose insistent: “Our perm will turn them on” cooings sent her licorice locks to the floor.