It's written in his will...Gene Simmons of Kiss was recently fitted fora custom-made fireproof hearse so that "should the time ever come" that he kicks, he'll go out in style. What he didn't know was that the $500,000 he shelled out for this Tinker Toy is another colossal rock star ripoff; it's actually a do-it-yourself model that comes unassembled from the Spiegel catalog for $12.95. Such is the price one pays for immortality...