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My first clue that all this King Kong hoopla was getting out of hand came when I slipped into the local 7-11 for a case of Yoo-Hoo and a quick Rock Scene leaf-through for cleavage pix of Ms. Eleganza and saw a crowd of drooling little geeks besieging the check-out counter like Indians around a wagon train.

March 1, 1977
Patrick Goldstein

KING KONG

(Paramount)

Directed by John Guillermin Produced by Pino DeLauffentiis_

by Patrick Goldstein

My first clue that all this King Kong hoopla was getting out of hand came when I slipped into the local 7-11 for a case of Yoo-Hoo and a quick Rock Scene leaf-through for cleavage pix of Ms. Eleganza and saw a crowd of drooling little geeks besieging the check-out counter like Indians around a wagon train. “GIMMEEEE SLLLLURPPEEE!” they were all screeching—the urchins made such a racket that it took me twenty minutes just to stagger to the front of the check-outline (that Yoo-Hoo is heavy).

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