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THE DIRTY 30

Our favorite naughty rock songs

December 1, 2025
CREEM STAFF

Dogfish Head Brewery is turning 30 this year, and to celebrate, CREEM is co-releasing a Dirty Vodka Martini canned cocktail with them called... drumroll, please...the Drrrty Thrrrty! And to celebrate our celebrating, we've put together a list of our 30 favorite dirty (drrrty?) rock songs of all time.

DISCLAIMER: We've come a long wag since CREEM favorite George Carlin explained the seven dirty words you can’t say on television— but this list gets way worse. You’ll surely be offended by something in here (and if you’re not, what’s wrong with you?), but we hope you find some new titillating favorites amidst this list of filth.

OH, AND FOR LEGAL REASONS WE NEED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THIS LIST WAS CURATED SOLELY BY CREEM, AND DOGFISH HEAD BREWERY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. In fact, they aren’t even returning our calls or emails. Guys? You said you’d send us a six-pack...

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