MINNEAPOLIS “SEEN” REPORT

Mysterious "female” seen in Twin Cities!

There is a suspicious individual representing your organization in the Minneapolis-Saint Paul metro. She has been seen several times in this shirtat the Mall of America. And on ROLLER SKATES in downtown MPLS!!!

i thought you might want to know...she seems bad for your reputation....

respectfully-

damon smith

SONIC ANOREXIA

Hey CREEM,

I'm Jacky, a 16 year old aspiring critic from Miami who’s too lazy to send a real letter.

I wanted your thoughts on the current sonic recession and the state of musical anorexia we’re all in. How do we Barack Obama this shit and pull ourselves out of the inauthenticity plague everyone seems to have caught? I’m trying to do it by single-handedly writing and writing and GUESS WHAT?? WRITING, but that doesn’t seem to be working.

Sincerely, Jacky Hazan

P.S: CREEM is the only music magazine I can read without feeling like I want to cry and cringe, so thanks for the therapy that comes with a subscription.

And an annual CREEM subscription costs less than an hour of therapy! -Ed.

PIPSQUEAK IN DISTRESS!

Dear Editor,