PLASTIC FANATIC COMES AROUND, SORT OF

Subject: Im Diggin This Issue

First glance at this last issue has me captivated and is reeling me in! Fuck Ya! There is a kind of a cool balance I am really diggin’. I’m gonna do a page by page savor. Will be sending the team my feedback for sure. Boy Howdy!

MAKE A FUCKING FRISBEE:)

All The Best Guru.

Sincerely,

Paul (a.k.a. Talljeeper) the Patron Saint of the Boy Flowdy Frisbee

Your invitation to our first annual frolf tournament is in the mail, we promise. —Ed.

AWFUL CANADIAN NEEDS HELP

Dear CREEM,

Maybe you can help me with this missed connection?

You were wearing a fitted Rugrats t-shirt and a Lemmy tattoo on your left arm. I was wearing modified winkle picker boots with big buckles that you called Winklevoss boots. We were at the Dead Lobster in Winnipeg, Canada, a lifetime ago.