CAN YOU GET TO THE SHOW ON TIME?
June 1, 2023
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CAN YOU GET TO THE SHOW ON TIME?
1. Called into work last minute.
2. You bought fake tickets from a scalper on Craigslist.
3. Dog ate your sock and needs to go to urgent care.
4. Uh oh! Rush hour traffic.
5. New pandemic just dropped.
6. You get distracted tailgating.
7. Trapped in a porta-potty.
8. Tall guys blocking your view.
9. Injured yourself but a passerby is a “healer.”
10. Your favourite band just broke up backstage, bummer!
