We’ve been listening to you people for over six months now. Carefully considering your opinions, taking your suggestions to heart. “Always keep an open mind,” that’s what we like to say. “The customer’s always right!”

But what about us? When was the last time you wrote in and asked, “How are you?” or, “What’s new with you lately?” You know, we have a lot going on. We’re multidimensional. Complicated, even. We’ve got a lot of feelings. Would it kill you to take a little interest in our day for once? Just putting it out there...

VOMIT!

Subject: Re: Kinda Bummed/Underwhelmed?

The second issue SUCKED!!

No, I mean really sucked! Your writers obviously like to suck the teat of Indie and Alternative CRAP!

Disappointed. Are your purposely trying to be a ‘‘baby Rolling Stone mag”? VOMIT!

Make a fucking Frisbee!

Im out till the next cluster fuck issue is delivered.

Paul

Okay, but what's more indie than a Frisbee? —Ed.

ABORT THE NEPO BABY

NEPOTISM BABY? CLINGING TO THE LEATHER PANTS OF ROCKSTAR DADDY? HERE’S A LIST.

• Elijah Hewson (of Inhaler, Bono’s son)

• Castor Hetfield (of Bastardane, Metallica’s James Hetfield’s spawn)