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CLOCKWORK NAVEL?

Is there something wrong with my copy of the May CREEM? Or did one of your cameras drop acid? Or, is it really true—the Bionic Spaceman himself, David Robert (Robot?) Bowie, has NO NAVEL? I’ve always claimed that the dear boy is extraordinary, but this forces me to conclude that a) he was hatched by the last Great Auk, b) he is very old—“Hello Madam I’m Adam” or c) he is really one of those robots come to bring us ruin/salvation that he delights in singing about. If c), then I’d like to know his intentions. At least I know what Lou taped for MMM.

Metallically yours,

Stardust Lady Ring of Saturn

(He had it surgically removed and gave it to Iggy to replace a nipple bitten off by the latter while in a coma. - Ed.)

HOBIE GILMAN LIVES