Letters to the editor? Huh? You dummies have a lot of feelings about a magazine that did not exist before this very moment.

Thanks to the high-minded and illustrious journalism of our digital sibling—CREEM.com—the floodgates opened months ago, as we began reporting on everything rock ’n’ roll. Plenty of time to form opinions, eh?

Whether it’s an angry comment about Dave Carnie’s digital column “FARTWORK”—and good luck getting rid of it, he’s the editorial director!!!—or just a stupid random question, everybody’s got a take. And while CREEM may have been taking a nap for the past several decades, our current editorial staff is relatively young and spry, and we’ve been compiling your feedback expressed via emails, tweets, comments, and yes—actual mail. By the way, how did you find our office address? Are you coming to murder us?

‘ARE THERE EDITORS ON STAFF?’

Subject: Re: What is indie rock? Let’s find out.

Holy shit, if this Wheatus article is any indication of the quality of writing that is going to be in the new mag just go ahead and cancel my sub already.