Cinderella BEFORE THE BALL!
"Look—we're in METAL magazine! Thank God! This gives us a chance to explain to our many fans just how hard it is to be in Cinderella ... and why, in fact, we're being forced to stand in front of this sign as punishment for having a bad attitude. As you readers undoubtedly have guessed, it's all the work of our wicked metal step-bands, who force us to clean out chimneys and carry amps and stuff!
Cinderella BEFORE THE BALL!
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"Look—we're in METAL magazine! Thank God! This gives us a chance to explain to our many fans just how hard it is to be in Cinderella ... and why, in fact, we're being forced to stand in front of this sign as punishment for having a bad attitude. As you readers undoubtedly have guessed, it's all the work of our wicked metal step-bands, who force us to clean out chimneys and carry amps and stuff! Why, just look at the many odious takes we're expected to perform daily!..."
"How outrageous! Tuning Yngwie's guitar is one thing, but having to neatly bag and stack Manowar's trash is quite another!"
"yep, these drum sticks do meet Mr. Appice's high standards! Perhaps he'll reward me with a half day off next Christmas!"
"We'll have to talk fast! Furnier not only wants a see your-self shine on these guitars, but a sharp crease in the beautiful stage clothes you see here!"
"Throw that massive box of Bibles already! Stryper insists we deliver them post-haste!"
"Break time's up already?? And Ronnie James needs the ladder moved from the curb? Darn!"
"Nope, it's still not cold enough for Ozzy's taste!"