GETTIN' INTO METAL
[I’m sorry, all right? It’s been a very busy month. What with Brigitte’s second birthday party and making arrangements to interview Jetboy and The Wigmaker To The Stars for forthcoming columns and wondering why I never hear from Gail Warnings anymore, I haven’t had all the time in the world.
GETTIN' INTO METAL
ELEGANZA
Rollo Dexter
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[I’m sorry, all right? It’s been a very busy month. What with Brigitte’s second birthday party and making arrangements to interview Jetboy and The Wigmaker To The Stars for forthcoming columns and wondering why I never hear from Gail Warnings anymore, I haven’t had all the time in the world. So burn me at the stake! So I asked this kid who lives three doors up the street with his alcoholic mother and his pit bull that he can never quite remember to leash securely if he wanted to write most of this month’s column. He did, so how about we meet up again in a couple of thousand words?—John Cougar Mendelssohn]