BON JOVI SAYS EVERYBODY INTO THE POOL!

Welcome to Never Never Land, where Peter Pan and his Lost Boys cavort amid a shag rug-covered sea of guitars, barbells and empty Slurpee containers. All right, all right, so it’s really Jon Bon Jovi and a couple of his merry men, lazing around a rented condo in Vancouver while they finish recording their third album, Slippery When Wet.