BRIT BUZZ
Well, it’s over. It’s happened. No more Wham! A nation is in mourning. Couples up and down the country have divorced in sympathy. And what’s this? Can this be true? News is just in that George Michael's earrings have gone solo too! Ear today, gone tomorrow.
BRIT BUZZ
Sylvie Simmons
Well, it’s over. It’s happened. No more Wham! A nation is in mourning. Couples up and down the country have divorced in sympathy. And what’s this? Can this be true? News is just in that George Michael's earrings have gone solo too! Ear today, gone tomorrow. You think I’m making it up? Take a look at the old pix, then—there they are, large as life, a totally evenly wonderfully-balanced number of studs per lobe, and now there’s only one. On the left. Is that the side that means— oh nevermind, we’ll get the exclusive Britbuzz interview with the wandering earring next issue! And for now, back to the story of the month, the most important happening in living memory: Whamis farewell!