MAGNETS
GOTT IN HIMMEL! This issue of METAL is, in its special way, over! SACRE BLEU! Wasn't it the best mag you ever read? We think so! We've actually kept a list of all the things you've ever read, so we really know, too! HECK! We bet you'd like to know what's gonna be in the next issue of METAL, too!
MAGNETS
GOTT IN HIMMEL! This issue of METAL is, in its special way, over!
SACRE BLEU! Wasn't it the best mag you ever read? We think so! We've actually kept a list of all the things you've ever read, so we really know, too!
HECK! We bet you'd like to know what's gonna be in the next issue of METAL, too! Frankly, we would, too! And we don't! Not yet, anyway. So let's just say goodb...
WAIT! Wasn't there supposed to be a KROKUS story in this issue? That's what it said in the last issue! OK, it'll be here!
YOW1 What say we beef things up a little bit and write something about METALLICA! And VENOM! And the most notorious Black Metal band of all—TRIUMPH! So inescapably the kings o' darkness they've actually proclaimed themselves of be Canadian1 Those fiends!
ALORS! Let's get physical, man! An interview with guitar whiz RICK DERRINGER, featuring all you need to know about wrestling! And a spectacular interview with the goddess o' just WENDY O. WILLIAMS! Hubba!
AIEEEE!! A thinkpiece on the folk roots of Metal1 Hip stories on ANTHRAX, POISON DOLLYS, the famed ZENO & more!