Right up until a few days ago, we were readying ourselves for this month�s report to the troops with the jolly intent of inaugurating the first of what we were anticipating to be a �regular� feature of this department—namely, a Dan Aykroyd/Leonard Pinth Garnellinspired �Bad Video� honor roll through which we could call attention to those videos which have truly distinguished themselves by being so gloriously and obliviously awful.