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Do you sleep with your beards over or under the bedclothes?

March 1, 1986
Sylvie Simmons

Do you sleep with your beards over or under the bedclothes?

Billy Gibbons: Well, there�s only one way to find that out....

Are they hard to keep clean—the beards, not the bedclothes?

Billy: There�s something growing in that beard of his and I don�t think it even has a name yet.

Do you think you�ll shave them off one day, like Kiss took off their make-up? Billy: No—never do that!

Dusty Hill: Maybe they�ll just fall off. Billy: Gillette shaving company here in the States wanted us to shave, but we�re too ugly.

Don�t you ever get fed up with them? Frank Beard: Yes.

Dusty: They sure get warm in summertime, otherwise they�re not much of a problem. I had a convertible car and had the problem of it blowing in my face.

Now that you�ve sold three trillion copies of Eliminator, are you going to trade in the old red hotrod for a newer model?

Dusty: What would be the trade-in value on that?

Billy: A little bigger this time so the three of us don�t fit in so tightly. Frank�s expecting twins.

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