Letters
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Letters
Please send your letters to: Mail Dept., CREEM Magazine P.O. Box P-1064 Birmingham, Ml 48012.
(Whoops. Ed. was busy enjoying a few of the changes in his favorite magazine when he realized he’d only left himself two-thirds of a page for letters—his favorite section! How unlike Ed.!
Fortunately, CREEM’s famous He’p Desk heard of our dilemma. “Hey, Ed.,’’ they said in manly chorus. “Why not just print insightful excerpts from some of the many fine letters you receive daily? On the stipulation, of course, that you return to your timehonored Ed.-ish policy of printing letters in their entirety next month. ”
“Well, we suppose it beats being forced to print our secret recipe for By Cracky Bars, snack food o’ the stars,” Ed. replied.
“You mean you have the recipe for By Cracky Bars?!?” the He’p Desk said as one.
Whoops.
-Ed.)
LET THE SPACE ROMP BEGIN!
So Jay Liu tried to insult you by making Spin magazine sound so fresh and daring—OOOOOOOOH! How cruel! As Krypto would say: “Yip! Mean Hawaiian!”
Someone With Nothing Better To Do In
Almogordo, NM
WE KANT DO THAT!
How dare you worthless pansies even mention the name of the great 19th century German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche in any connection with evil lintheads like Motley Crue?
Nietzsche Is Peachy
Salt Lake City, UT
NOW MAKING LIGHT!
I understand that Boy Howdy beer is a subsidiary of CREEM magazine. I would appreciate receiving any information concerning obtaining those particular beer cans for my collection. I have enclosed a self-addressed stamped envelope for your convenience.
Bradley K. Nelson
Denver, CO
WHY DON’T YOU STOP WRITING ABOUT US STOPPING WRITING ABOUT WRITING ABOUT...?
Why don’t you stop writing about writing about Husker Du and just write about them?
Sarah Jane Smith
South Jersey, NJ
MORE FIRST SENTENCE PRANKS!
I might be only 15 years old, but I’m not dumb. I hate it when you always put down Geddy Lee of Rush.
Adrianna
Long Island, NY
FAN CLUB INFO!
This is in regard to that excuse of an album reviewer, Gregg Turner... Unsigned Rochester, NY
I am thoroughly disgusted with the completely stupid fool who calls himself Richard Riegel...
L.S.
Dallas, TX
Long after Mitchell Cohen has been forgotten, some love-struck girl will be singing “Surfer Girl”...
Jay Anz
Houston, TX
Kordosh—not Howard Jones—should eat his words! Why should a writer put his own feelings into an article?...
Unsigned
Miami, FL
THE TOOTH HURTS!
Does this guy Sting ever smile?
Curious, The Dead Cat
Lake Charles, LA
CREEM DEAD RIGHT,
AS USUAL
I am writing to you in response to your article “I Am The Cheese—The Doors: Dance On Fire (MCA Home Video)” by Dave DiMartino. In the article, Mr. DiMartino said that Jim Morrison, lead singer of the Doors, had “tragically perished in Paris in 1971." Seeing as Jim Morrison’s disappearance is such a controversial subject,
I don’t think it was right to print that comment. His death was never confirmed. I think that Jim Morrison is still alive and I think there are others who would agree with me.
D. Weiss
Brooklyn, NY
(And we hope friendly people are taking care of them.—Ed.)
