Weowna FIONA!
It's true! Thanks to you millions of loyal ROCK-SHOTS readers, we simply didn’t know what to do with our tonnage of negotiable securities...so (we figured), what the hey, why don’t we actually buy a few rock stars, just to have around? It was good figuring!
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Weowna FIONA!
It's true! Thanks to you millions of loyal ROCK-SHOTS readers, we simply didn’t know what to do with our tonnage of negotiable securities...so (we figured), what the hey, why don’t we actually buy a few rock stars, just to have around? It was good figuring! First off, we've purchased Fiona, whom we’d like to display here for your perusal. We’re sure you’ll agree she was a bargain at whatever price we paid for her. So buy lots of Fiona albums and make her an international star of unprecedented fame or we’ll trade her in for a VCR.
