MUG SHOTS PIGS 'N' PAPARAZZI!
Those of you unfortunate enough to have never purchased ROCK-SHOTS—and here is the human plight distilled! —are probably wondering just what this section’s all about. Of course, we, the editors could tell you—either right here in the introduction or perhaps in a personal visit to your home.
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MUG SHOTS PIGS 'N' PAPARAZZI!
Those of you unfortunate enough to have never purchased ROCK-SHOTS—and here is the human plight distilled! —are probably wondering just what this section’s all about. Of course, we, the editors could tell you—either right here in the introduction or perhaps in a personal visit to your home. We’ve decided, after ich soul-searching, that we can best scribe it face-to-face. Therefore, if >u’ll simply send your name and address ) us, buy the S44 bottle of cognac we re iccustomed to freely imbibing, lay out a tasty barbecued pig that’s been smoldering in a pit we implore you to smoldering a pit you dig in your backyard and have a limo pick us up at the airport—firstclass tickets only, please!—we’ll graciously explain the whole thing to you. We’re those kind of guys.
