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Backstage

We go backstage, and what do we see? Dunderheads, dunderheads— everywhere we look, nothing but dunderheads!! What the heck is this supposed to be? We don’t see fatheads! We don’t see cottonheads! We don’t see dandruffheads! We don’t see head (as in dope) heads!

October 3, 1985

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Backstage

WHERE THE STARS TANK UP & LET THEIR IMAGES DOWN

We go backstage, and what do we see? Dunderheads, dunderheads— everywhere we look, nothing but dunderheads!!

What the heck is this supposed to be? We don’t see fatheads! We don’t see cottonheads! We don’t see dandruffheads! We don’t see head (as in dope) heads! We don’t even see bald heads (lessen we’re droppin’ in on Crosby, Stills & Nash)!! All we see are these goshdarn dunderheads!!! What the heck is this darn backstage scene coming to?