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THE LEFT-HANDED DICTIONARY OF THE HEAVY METAL

OK, metal mutts, let’s set all our illegal playthings aside for a minute. Hey—you guys in the corner gangisolating that vibrating grommet, cool it a sec, will ya? It’s time for some EDUCATION. I mean, like the guy on NIGHT COURT said, a filthy mind is a terrible thing to waste, so listen up.

October 2, 1985
Rick Johnson