MAGNETS
Do you know why this part of the magazine is called "Magnets"? Is it, you ask, because we devote this space to upcoming, so-called "Metal attrac-tions"? Or are we speaking in slang about our "MAGnificent NET Sales"? Or, most deviously, are we referring to that infamous tribe of sociopathic youth that prowl our inner cities with actual nets in search of automobiles with mag wheels?
MAGNETS
Do you know why this part of the magazine is called "Magnets"? Is it, you ask, because we devote this space to upcoming, so-called "Metal attrac-tions"? Or are we speaking in slang about our "MAGnificent NET Sales"? Or, most deviously, are we referring to that infamous tribe of sociopathic youth that prowl our inner cities with actual nets in search of automobiles with mag wheels?
Nope. We call this section magnets because-incredibly enough-this page itself is magnetic! That's right-magnetic! Just rip it out right now, and go run to the kitchen and stick it on your refrigerator!
After all, won't everyone in your wonderful household be thrilled to the max when they learn that the next issue of METAL will feature an exclusive interview with the granddaddy of metal-that goat-demolishin', pigeon-chewin', gradually-becoming-Goodyear-Blimplike OZZY OSBOURNE? Yepper, it'll be thrill after thrill when Oz The Magnificent tells his deepest secrets to our crafty writer, who will then write it all up and sell it to us for money! And then we've got something especially hot for you: a massive history of AC/DC, featuring bona fide quotes, ideas, new experiences, pro-found observations and more! AND...it'll be in English!