RATT Unfortunate Forum!
Everyone’s had ’em—those unpleasant moments we’d rather not talk about. We’ve had ’em, we admit it. You’ve had ’em, too. Your mom’s had ’em. Your dad’s had ’em. All God’s chillin’ have had ’em. Still, we don’t like to talk about ’em. None of this bothers Ratt, though—they’re here to actually share their unpleasant experiences (and they’ve been many) with you, their favorite readers. Let’s dispense with any further formalities, then, and welcome Ratt to Unfortunate Forum...the only feature in Metaldom that dares delve into the less-than-enjoyable!
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RATT Unfortunate Forum!
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Everyone’s had ’em—those unpleasant moments we’d rather not talk about. We’ve had ’em, we admit it. You’ve had ’em, too. Your mom’s had ’em. Your dad’s had ’em. All God’s chillin’ have had ’em.
Still, we don’t like to talk about ’em.
None of this bothers Ratt, though—they’re here to actually share their unpleasant experiences (and they’ve been many) with you, their favorite readers. Let’s dispense with any further formalities, then, and welcome Ratt to Unfortunate Forum...the only feature in Metaldom that dares delve into the less-than-enjoyable!
